The Theocracy of Religious Socialist Paradise is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 5.733 billion Religious Socialist Paradiseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parclayia. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Religious Socialist Paradisean economy, worth 42.5 trillion praying coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 7,411 praying coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", Religious Socialist Paradise has designated Parclayia as its capital city, and internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Religious Socialist Paradise's national animal is the praying animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Religious Socialist Paradise is ranked 181,558^th in the world and 6,889^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.